January 2008
Burgers,
Beverages,
And a good time
in Granbury &
Stephenville, Texas
Hungry?
Come on in!
In a hurry?
Call for
take-out
Granbury
817-573-5000
Stephenville
254-965-9659

Happy New Year, belated of course!

´08 is upon us and we’d like to make this guarantee: we will not be as bad as we were last year! That’s right, our resolution is complete mediocrity. We figure that’ll raise the bar enough, and besides, we can’t afford to change the signs that read “lower your expectations before entering”.

Insert Major Rant Here

Let’s get straight to it. As the Super Bowl approaches there seems to be a team missing that we all expected to be there, HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! What a gutless/heartless/pathetic excuse for a season, 13-3 my a**. As a true fan and fellow CEO (that’s right, I only wash dishes part-time), I offer this advice to Jerry: FIRE THAT PILLSBERRY DOUGH BOY COACH-“at least we made the final 8”, are you kidding me Wade?!? Trade back for Brady Quinn (that smug Romo will be the ugliest q/b on the team), and hire Jimmy “the asthma field is over there” Johnson. The good news, at least is we’re not the Bears!

Calendar of Events

Remember:
Thursdays from 5 to close are Ladies Night/Drink Specials
(Granbury only)

Pics on the web

And lastly, for those asking to have their pictures on the website. There are a couple of ways to make that happen.

1. Take a photo of you or someone you know wearing a Grumps shirt/hat in an interesting pose/area (ex. in front of a national monument, at the zoo, or in jail).

2. Anything naked will be considered.

Back to Bidness

Upcoming Stuff:

  • Fat Tuesday (Feb 5th)
  • V-Day (Feb 14th)
  • St. Patty’s Day (Mar 15th)
  • Cinco De Mayo (not sure what day this will be on) *See calendar, call your local store, or ask a manager for more details. They won’t know but it’s funny to watch them scramble or try to b/s their way through it!

Employee Update:

Todd has left us to pursue his dream. We wish him nothing but the best and can’t thank him enough for helping us get to where we are today. OK that was mean (don’t blame him for that). He’s a good man! We hope that he makes it through these audition rounds and look forward to his “going to Hollywood, baby”! We’ll vote for ya Toddly!

And in the words of our fine friend, Mr. Clampett, “Y'all come back now, ya here”!

Go Packers!

Grumps
3503 E. Hwy. 377, Granbury, TX 76049, 817-573-5000
Now open in Stephenville!
1645 W. South Loop, Stephenville, 254-965-9659
Copyright 2005-2008. Grumps. All rights reserved.
www.grumpstexas.com